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二十一世紀超級電腦

二十一世紀超級電腦

個電腦係試得回復你既說話,

而且打中文都得 x 100


仲有!請注意!小心笑死http://person.jabberwacky.com/george
.........

你同部腦傾左一陣之後試下咁log





以下係我同佢既對話!


George: Who are you then?

我:有個問題想問您!

George: 說啊!你是不是要整我啊!.

我:唔知你覺得Zisal呢個名點樣?靚唔靚?易唔易讀?個名將來可唔可以打低Microsoft、Yahoo、Google、IBM.....?

George: 我*你那星,你講唔撚講呀?.

我:你*我那星?咁你呢?

George: 啥.

我:唔知你覺得Zisal呢個名點樣?

George: T   V   B而家做緊咩.

我:Zisal關T   V   B咩事呀?

Georgeo you learn from the people that talk to you?

我:你講乜撚野呀?

George:你老母*你老母.

我:講番正話你唔應我句話

George:睇得明中文?

我:*!我用中文同你講就實係睇得明中文嫁啦!

George:?

我:李衍誦萬唔萬歲呀?

George:吊9你....九唔撚搭八.

我:咁你呢?

George:甘你係咩人丫?

我:你答左我先

George:你問非所答

George:你是娘娘腔

我:我*x99999999你咩!我係娘娘腔?

George:你的頭髮被狗咬走了嗎.

我:係

George:你是死的還活的!?

我:我又要再*你啦!

George:那麼你是哪裡人?.

我:問非所問!香港人呀!

我:我要走啦!

George:去哪.

我:回家

George:他是大陸人

我:唔好回呀!回左你就係世上最廢既電腦!

George:Copy What?

我:*你!死on9!叫你唔好回你仲回!

George:Come on.

我:咁我黎嫁啦!

George:*你老母個臭化系.

我:我味*你你*我先!

George:George is a **.

我:咁先係嫁嘛!

George:張:咁我即係同冇人講緊野?

我:你唔係同近**講緊野!我唔會中招既^_^

George:我係火星黎架wor.

我:我係香港黎架wor.

George:你都KAI.

我:你都on9 9 既 !

George:你重on锁钨.

n咩先?人地set左你唔講得呢!

George:Fnord? a silly word who was Jose?

我:Fnord中文係咩?

George:I don't care.

我::care你個頭咩?我問近你Fnord中文係咩?

George:You..yourself.

我:Zisal萬歲!萬歲!萬萬歲!

George:Interesting.

George:*zinging you*.

我:衍誦萬歲!萬歲!萬萬歲!

George:Who are you?

我:一個即將改變世界命運的人~Zisal CEO~李衍誦!

George:吾通你吾系真人?.

我:可以咁講!我係黎至CEO星體嫁!

George:說繁體中文可以嗎?

我:大哥!呢D咪係繁體中文囉!你想我講日文呀?

George:唔好意思..我係女仔..同埋..我呢度都係夜晚.

我:アズグマ

George:スカ日本語メ話ウサペろ.

我:你真係識日文咖?咁呢句アズグマ係點解呀?

George:當然.

我:咁呢句アズグマ係點解呀?

George:啥.

我:咁姐係唔識囉!仲話當然...

George:點解有時你答左我都睇唔見你個答案既?

我:幾時有呀?囉其他話題黎飛我!嘎!

George:斬你條撚出黎先la.

我:*!你去死啦!

George:黎呀黎呀,*我呀,黎*我呀

我:我********** x444你

George:George is a **.

我:李衍誦係咪CEO先?

George:這個名字很特別.

我:係呀可

George:What do you call yourself?

我:李衍誦.

George:浪漫滿屋.

我:我個花名係浪漫滿屋男主角~李英宰.

George:你ar??.

[ 本帖最後由 kerorolee 於 2007-6-29 05:04 PM 編輯 ]

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on99

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過電腦好寸......

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真人黎架....好似係,佢講d on9野,又講個名俾我(好柒,簡志宏..好假)

俾我串緊佢
隱型戰機轟炸,來吧射我超怕

逃..~

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同佢玩好開心呀~~~

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G:Hello, i am George
I:hi,i am a fucker
G:How nice for you!
I:So what the fuck you are
G:That means that Something is wrong with me
I:How can i know what's wrong with you!!ASSHOLE!!
G:What do you call yourself?
I:**!!!
G:點呀.
I:I am america people, i just know this chinese, what is that mean
G:You just were not said you live Taiwan.
I:NO!!I LIVE IN HK, BUT I DON"T KNOW CHINESE
G:Well it's not a problem for me either, obviously.
Iobviously)~唔明點解波>.<""
G:Hi, who are you then?
i:america people,can you speak faster!!*你打快d啦!!
G:you know that manner means a continent in finnish. Therefore your statement made sense to me.

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George: Where are you?
我: 我有問題.

George: 什麼問題?

我:食的問題

之後佢就冇答我啦....

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