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>   A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
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>   有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。
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>   While they were there, the wife passed away.
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>   在渡假途中，他的妻子突然去世了。
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>   The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
> $5,000,
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>   or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
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>   葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花
> $150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。
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>   The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shippedhome.
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>   那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。
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>   The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
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>   home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only
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>   $150?"
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>   葬儀社的人不解地?他說：為何您?可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她
葬在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？
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>   The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three
days
> later, he rose from the dead."
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>   那人回答：很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。
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>   【聖經轉述..耶穌死後第三天復活】
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>   He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
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>   他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險……。