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好有意思的港式英語

好有意思的港式英語

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出黎行?

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過黎!

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 「點解你臉青青o既」「我見到件豬
排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路 。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。

Do the world做世界 。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

THE KING OF THE CUTTING GIRL界女王

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.你有種,我會俾D顏
色你睇!兄弟同我1齊上!

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數!

One old water 一舊水

Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔
如果你曾經愛過一個人,但你們又不能相愛,如果你不能忘記他,就讓時間將他沖淡,因為時間是世上最好的止痛藥。

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哇哇哇!!!!!!!Laugh die me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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