〉From see you one eye, I **** love you.
自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來？
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉，今年25。
（今天是 today，那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
I am a good ma! n, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I make early ＊ every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁硯琝a，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。
（實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。）
