19. 有一個係外國留學生可能會聽過,一日ESL Class ﹝english as second language﹞既人上既學英文堂要大家做presentation,每人教一樣佢地culture既野,咁呢個中國學生教整〝雞蛋糕〞。佢鬧出個驚天大笑話:-佢教到拂蛋個part,唔知拂蛋英文係咩A就諗住用像聲詞,佢話:「you use the fork to……**** **** **** ****……the eggs like this…… **** **** **** **** ****……唔停咁****……個老師呆左……d人係咁笑……
20. 唔得簡樣架 - 咁樣唔得架 As a matter of fact - 我個大陸同學做present 時講成……As a mother of ****,d鬼仔係咁爆笑
話說N年前有朝早我去麥當勞好有禮貌咁同個賣包既女人講:〝唔該豬柳漢堡丫〞
個女既同我講:〝要蛋呀〞個時我身上無乜錢,我又唔係太鐘意食豬柳蛋漢堡,於是我就好有禮貌回答:〝唔要蛋喇唔該!〞
個女人好勞氣咁講:〝你要蛋喎!〞
我開 始無乜耐性,我答:〝我唔要蛋喇,我只係要豬柳漢堡咋!〞
個女人更加勞氣咁話: 〝要蛋一蛋呀,要蛋十分鐘呀……〞
i would of think this is the best 作者: 愚蠢女 時間: 2007-3-1 12:58 PM